Michael Render (michaelrender) wrote,
Michael Render

Worst Godzilla Movie Ever

We saw Godzilla's Revenge last night and it has to be the worst Godzilla movie ever. Basically it's about a little kid who gets picked on by bullies and eventually kidnapped by bank robbers. Between these events he dreams and/or fantasizes about going to Monster Island. There he meets up with Godzilla's son who is name either Minya or Minilla, depending on who you ask. Minya is being picked on my Gabara, who has the same name (coincidentally) as the bully picking on the boy. Minya must learn to face his fears and fight Gabara.

Minya looks like what would happen if Gary Coleman was a giant monster.

There are some cute scenes. Minya can't seem to make a powerful atomic breath, so Godzilla steps on his tail and a huge blast comes out.

Dylan, my oldest, got bored quickly. Jason, on the other hand, found a cute, non-threatening Godzilla film that he could enjoy.

Tonight we watch the original Mechagodzilla!
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