Michael Render (michaelrender) wrote,
Michael Render

I am so important

The United States Census Bureau, in all its wisdom, has selected me to be your representative in the Consumer Price Index. That means for the next two weeks I must record every cent used to make purchases. I am not sure how I got this "honor," but I will make the most of it. So, how best to skew the data? Maybe I should purchse nothing but ice cream and condoms for the next two weeks.
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