"Follow me and I will lead you to greatness,
My enemies will be crushed by my Golden JetSki,
My friends shall inherit Leather and Chrome and
all good things." Then I found myself in a Bingo
Hall. The caller kept screaming R 23, R 23. I looked
down and saw that I had R 23 on my card. I shouted
"Bingo" and was surrounded by evil ones who tried
to drag me down to hell. I pulled out my Blue Lightsaber
and fought them off. I awoke in a cold sweat.
