Michael Render (michaelrender) wrote,
Michael Render

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Count Chocula is evil!

Count Chocula just sits there in the box. Its crunchy chocolatey goodness
calling to you. Its little marshmallow ghosts and bats beckon like a siren.
First you start with a handfull. Just a taste, you tell yourself. That
doesn't seem to satisfy, so you take another handfull. By this time
you figure that you might as well pour a bowl. You add milk and dig
in. When you are done, you notice that there is still milk left. OK, just
a little more into the bowl. Hey, there's not enough milk.More milk.
More cereal. More Milk. More Cereal. Box Empty!

If anti-christ was an elected position, Count Chocula would get my vote.
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