Michael Render (michaelrender) wrote,
Michael Render

What's that smell?

Kreidler and I just finished watching a Finnish Supernatural/Horror film called Dark Floors. It had a lot going for it, decent acting, special effects and superb moody camera work. Did I mention plot? No? That's because it didn't have one! I don't think anybody knew what was going on. Especially the people who made this film.

After watching, we found out this was made by the Finnish Metal Band, Lordi. All the band members dress like monsters and those characters appear in the film. I could understand if this was some 2 hour music video/vanity piece. But there was no Lordi music in the film.

I give it a 2 out of 10. And that is because I am feeling generous.

Kreidler also want to make it clear that *I* picked this film to watch. She doesn't want anyone thinking she would ever chose this kind of dreck.
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