Michael Render (michaelrender) wrote,
Michael Render

My Wild Weekend

After jamming with Lesbians on Thursday, how could life get any more exciting? Well it did.

Friday I DJed an Elementary School Dance. Those are always fun. I threw out hundreds of Mardi Gras beads to the kids and we danced to all the stupidest music. "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time." It's amazing how excited they got just seeing a fog machine. And with all my Lasers and lighting it was quite the spectacle. I had a junior Drum Off to see who could play the fastest. The winner did 514 strokes in 30 seconds. The janitor said he could tell it wasn't a high school dance because he didn't smell any weed and didn't catch any students having sex in the corner.

Saturday started in small claims court. I sued the jerk who ruined our family room ceiling for the cost to fix it. I walked out of mediation with a check for $1200.00.
I dropped the kids off at an educational seminar and the did some errands. While I was out I was asked to do sound for the Wednesday Festivals in Cuyahoga Falls. Woot. Saturday ended with a party at a friends house where kreidler drank a lot of wine.

Well, it's dinner then off to the movies to see Doogal.
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