Michael Render (michaelrender) wrote,
Michael Render


Hooray! my dysfunctional family is coming over for Thanksgiving to make our lives just that much weirder. kreidler's parents bailed on us, so the normal/dysfunctional balance has been tipped to the dysfunctional side. Would you like a heaping helping of bitter resentment with those mashed potatoes?

At least my nephew didn't come. He hates my children and makes no attempt to hide his distaste.

Best line ever overheard at a store happend this morning.
Asian Couple in the Chip Isle:
Her: No, Doritos not a Thanksgiving food.
Him: Doritos good Thanksgiving food, I like Doritos.
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