Michael Render (michaelrender) wrote,
Michael Render
michaelrender

I got the weirdest spam in my email. Here it is:

If you are a time traveler or alien and or in procession of alien or government technology I need
your help! My case is truly genuine! I seek to work with someone who is of a good nature, someone
I can call my savior as well as a friend.

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

I am in great danger and need this immediately!
I want to work with you in any way possible.

I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the other
in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using either the
dimensional warp or the brain snapshot device and then sends your consciousness
back through time to part with your younger self. I'm almost certain the dimensional warp would
be the safest and best solution.
Please explain how safe and what your method involves.

I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilities and is useless
without a vortex.
If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or
where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also
be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of radiation these
crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding this would be helpful.
I believe the vortex would have to be east-west polarized,
North-south polarized vortexes are used for cross-dimensional time
travel only.


If you have this technology and can help me please
send me a (SEPARATE) email to: jimer013@shrimer.com


Thanks
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